Katy Perry has Invaded My Dreams

Oh no…this can’t be good. Last night, that “I Kissed a Girl” – Katy Perry song officially invaded my dreams. It was subtle yes…but it was there. This song has been so over played that it is driving me crazy. I guess every single girl out there loves the fact that they can be pseudo-lesbians whenever this song comes on, bump it in their car, and kiss all their girlfriends. Yeah, its got a good beat I guess, but number 1 for 7 weeks…seriously???

I'm Inside Your Head...And You Like It A Little Bit

Anyway, so its not like she had a complete take over of brain or anything. But heres the dream. I was with a bunch of people at some sort of training exercise thing, and we had to lay down on a fence for some reason. This one girl was laying down on the fence, and someone told her to kiss it, so she did, she made out with a fence. Great…but then what do I do? I make a timely situational joke of it and say…”She kissed the fence and she liked it. The taste of the shiny plastic.”

Right, so everyone laughed in my dream. But I woke up petrified…it should not have come to this.

Today’s DUH Moment…

Well well well. Seems like common sense has struck again. Today everyone is making a big deal over the fact that a US study just released data showing that runners age slower, have better health, and don’t die as often. OMG this is like, HUGE NEWS!

Ok ok, seriously though…NO SH!T. Obviously exercising regularly, especially doing aerobic exercise is amazing for your body, not just physically, but mentally as well. I have a little bit of a background in health so I may know a little bit more, but this isn’t brand new news people.

Exercise=Looking Better=Feeling Better=Being Healthier=Decreased Telomere Shortening=Slower Aging=Longer life!!!!!!!!!!!

We learn (hopefully schools still teach) that exercise is really good for you, so this should not be a surprise. Maybe, just maybe people might start to run more, but I doubt it. With the obesity epidemic only getting worse, something really needs to get people realizing that health should be a priority. Health promotion and disease prevention. Get on it. Doctors don’t solve all the problems, better health begins with you.

Coolest Thing (11/08/08): 3D? PFSHHHH…how bout 6?

Utilizing the various seceret sources that I have…I bring you todays Coolest Thing. The crazy smart nerds over at MIT have decided that 3D images flying at you and invading your personal space weren’t enough, and decided to double it. Yes, 6D imaging. Its the new jam man. Apparently it will create full realistic images, that change shading according to the light, thus making it look real.

Wow. So basically we have the technology like in those sci-fi movies where they send in a hologram to trick the bad guys and create a diversion. This can’t be good. According to the dorks though, this is essentially invented for advertising and entertainment purposes…..right. A lot of strippers are gonna be out of a job pretty soon.