Dreams are crazy, and my dreams are very very strange. Lately I feel like I’ve been dreaming a lot, and as always they mesh together the strangest thoughts and parts of my life. This dream that I had a few nights ago proceeded to do just that. It was basically about me traveling to a farm outside of Philadelphia with my brother and we came across this very large white tent, which was actually a house inside..who knew?! Anyway, I brought my laptop with me of course because obviously not being able to connect to the internet would be terrible. I must mention also that recently I despise my laptop. Its a Dell, about 4 years old, and infected with all sorts of viruses. So much so that my friends won’t come over because they are afraid they might catch something. My computer is falling apart, I hate it and I can’t wait much longer for the new macs….
Back to the dream. So yeah, I brought this extremely long ethernet cord with me, for apparently the tent did not have wireless, and also I always bring an ethernet cord with me everywhere I go. It can serve many functions, mostly ones that involve tying something, like a person to a chair, or a nice nuse, for decorative purposes of course. So my brother and I go searching for the ethernet port, find it and plug in my pooter to the interweb. All is not well though for suddenly the thernet cord and my computer become living things and begin to chase and attack my brother and I. We quickly find a place to hide, and just in time too the Dell begins to start smoking. The ethernet cord begins to grab hold of everything in the room around it…we peak in the room to see whats going on and then..BOOM! Gigantic firey explosion that me and my brother barely escape by jumping away from it in slow motion, action movie style. We go back to find the computer quivering..barely alive…and like a good samaritan, we put it out of its misery. Of course by using baseball batts and singing “We didn’t start the fire” by Billy Joel.
That’s it more or less….I can’t wait for the new macbooks.
